http://schadenfood.org The joy of cooking badly Sat, 02 Aug 2008 16:25:58 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en From someone going by the name of Slagathor: 2 pounds pitted black cherries 2 pounds blueberries 1 pound blackberries 2 packets of liquid pectin 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice 5 cups sugar pinch of glass from 1 broken candy thermometer mash fruit with clean potato masher hard boil ingredients for 1 minute (220 degrees) jar in sterilized jars and process ... http://schadenfood.org/2008/08/02/an-extra-ingredient/ Over at poe-news.com, one of the most notorious posters, Gibbs, was recently banned for repeatedly breaking one of the rules.  Sadly, that rule had nothing to do with his odd culinary senses, which one poster took it upon himself to make a tribute to. Gibbs, you will be missed, but your ... http://schadenfood.org/2008/07/19/long-time-passing/ Seriously? http://schadenfood.org/2008/06/24/christina-beat-corey/ Apparently, sometimes the food is all too aware of its place. http://schadenfood.org/2008/04/26/suicide-watch/ Man stabs self, dies while cooking. (link via poe-news) Some helpful advice: Jacques Pepin often discusses proper knife technique on his various PBS cooking shows.  I'm not sure he ever goes over "don't touch a hot pan while holding a knife stupidly" thing, though, so, don't touch a hot pan while ... http://schadenfood.org/2008/03/06/how-not-to-use-a-knife/ Seriously, this is just wrong. http://schadenfood.org/2008/02/28/trashy-eats/ Try to figure out where exactly things went to hell.(Link via Portal of Evil.) http://schadenfood.org/2007/12/14/the-food-timeline/ I think this recipe pretty much sums her up. http://schadenfood.org/2007/10/22/paula-deen-explained/ This recipe posted to a songwriting forum by the hard-rocking Chris of Billy's Little Trip is just wrong on so many levels... I enjoy all sorts of cooking, but I really enjoy making decadent desserts. I mentioned my Peach Cheese Cake last time, so I'll go with something my Mother in ... http://schadenfood.org/2007/10/22/lasagna-for-dessert/ There is nothing wrong with this at all. (Link via POE-News.) http://schadenfood.org/2007/10/16/the-best-breakfast-a-growing-body-needs/