Schadenfood » Restaurants http://schadenfood.org The joy of cooking badly Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:51:45 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Just like mom used to make http://schadenfood.org/2010/03/10/just-like-mom-used-to-make/ http://schadenfood.org/2010/03/10/just-like-mom-used-to-make/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:51:45 +0000 The Chef http://schadenfood.org/?p=81 Human breast milk cheese. That pretty much says it all.

(Thanks Hollon for the tip, and Sarusa for the line: “Try some with the bread raised by her own yeast.”)

]]> http://schadenfood.org/2010/03/10/just-like-mom-used-to-make/feed/ 0 The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Gluttony http://schadenfood.org/2009/11/10/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-gluttony/ http://schadenfood.org/2009/11/10/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-gluttony/#comments Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:12:48 +0000 The Chef http://schadenfood.org/?p=65 The All-Inclusive All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Guide: everything you ever wanted to know about shoveling large quantities of cheaply-prepared food into your greasy maw.

(Thanks Sarusa)

]]> http://schadenfood.org/2009/11/10/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-gluttony/feed/ 0 Beating Americans at their own game http://schadenfood.org/2009/09/16/beating-americans-at-their-own-game/ http://schadenfood.org/2009/09/16/beating-americans-at-their-own-game/#comments Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:31:53 +0000 The Chef http://schadenfood.org/?p=56 There is a £10 breakfast that is free if you manage to eat the entire disgusting mess in under 20 minutes.

Mario’s Cafe in Westhoughton do a big breakfast for £10! Eat it all in 20 mins without a drink to wash it down with and you get it free!

It’s 10 eggs, 10 bacon, 10 sausage, 10 toast, 5 black puddings, tomatoes, beans and mushrooms.

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Of course, anyone expecting genuine chicken flavor from Kentucky “Battered in MSG and fried in trans fats” Chicken probably would be disappointed no matter what they did.

Incidentally, this led me to finally look at their ingredients statement, and basically the only things on their menu which don’t contain MSG are things like “Caesar salad with no dressing or croutons,” which I think is more properly called “a bowl of lettuce.”

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]]> http://schadenfood.org/2008/04/26/suicide-watch/feed/ 0 The best breakfast a growing body needs http://schadenfood.org/2007/10/16/the-best-breakfast-a-growing-body-needs/ http://schadenfood.org/2007/10/16/the-best-breakfast-a-growing-body-needs/#comments Tue, 16 Oct 2007 23:32:43 +0000 The Chef http://schadenfood.org/2007/10/16/the-best-breakfast-a-growing-body-needs/ There is nothing wrong with this at all.

(Link via POE-News.)

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