10.29.08

Macaroni and Cheese

Posted in Media, TV at 10:56 am by The Chef

I’m not entirely sure how I feel about this:

10.18.08

“I wanted to see if I could”

Posted in Uncategorized at 7:32 pm by The Chef

Feats accomplished under those auspices:

08.02.08

An extra ingredient

Posted in Disasters, Recipes at 9:25 am by The Chef

From someone going by the name of Slagathor:

2 pounds pitted black cherries
2 pounds blueberries
1 pound blackberries
2 packets of liquid pectin
1/4 cup fresh lemon juice
5 cups sugar
pinch of glass from 1 broken candy thermometer

mash fruit with clean potato masher

hard boil ingredients for 1 minute (220 degrees)

jar in sterilized jars and process in boiling water canner for 10 minutes depending on altitude

throw entire batch away after discovering broken thermometer

Apparently, this happened with $40 worth of hand-picked organic fruits.

07.19.08

Long Time Passing

Posted in Disasters, Recipes at 5:56 pm by The Chef

Over at poe-news.com, one of the most notorious posters, Gibbs, was recently banned for repeatedly breaking one of the rules.  Sadly, that rule had nothing to do with his odd culinary senses, which one poster took it upon himself to make a tribute to.

Gibbs, you will be missed, but your legacy will live on forever.

06.24.08

Christina beat Corey?

Posted in Media at 10:47 pm by The Chef

Seriously?

04.26.08

Suicide watch

Posted in Restaurants at 12:56 pm by The Chef

Apparently, sometimes the food is all too aware of its place.

03.06.08

How not to use a knife

Posted in Disasters at 4:11 pm by The Chef

Man stabs self, dies while cooking. (link via poe-news)

Some helpful advice: Jacques Pepin often discusses proper knife technique on his various PBS cooking shows.  I’m not sure he ever goes over “don’t touch a hot pan while holding a knife stupidly” thing, though, so, don’t touch a hot pan while holding a knife stupidly.

02.28.08

Trashy Eats

Posted in Disasters, Recipes at 4:49 pm by The Chef

Seriously, this is just wrong.

12.14.07

The Food Timeline

Posted in General at 4:48 pm by The Chef

Try to figure out where exactly things went to hell.(Link via Portal of Evil.)

10.22.07

Paula Deen, explained

Posted in Disasters, Recipes at 7:25 pm by The Chef

I think this recipe pretty much sums her up.

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